lakevida:

is everything okay man i couldn’t help but notice you’ve been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

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nayohme:

(doctor inspecting your penis and balls for cancer) hmm… hm. (looks you in the eyes) you know they steam the hot dogs at costco. (goes back to holding your balls gently) that, is how they get them so good.

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charlottan:

Unfortunately you are going in the narrative we all had a talk and decided you’re going to be a vehicle for themes and motifs

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